December 2011
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“A witty saying proves nothing.”
– Voltaire
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“I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love...”
– Voltaire (via nitors)
I am so glad that this year is almost over, and so...
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I am only an inch taller than a pool cue.
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Modern scientific inquiry has been unable to...
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“When I turned 18, I felt I was grown up. Then when I was 21, I reflected, ‘Boy,...”
– -Shelley Duvall (via dollzwithlargeknives
)
Reblog if you are a proud pervert.
shionn:
bruisedbeatenboys:
dailyyaoi:
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ashley, full stop.: hey, tumblr. →
ashleyfullstop:
so my best friend in the world had a baby yesterday.
i went to nashville to be with her, and now i’m flat broke. like, i have a dollar in my purse and less than that in my bank account. and i have to pay MY kid’s babysitter tomorrow. here, have a picture of him making a mess. he does that…
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alexandraerinr: Being a Gypsy →
thisshitisallracist:
golden-zephyr:
is not magical, fantastical, or perfect.
It’s painful, lonely, sad… and fucking hard.
I had a big post written out about this, but tumblr ate it, and now I just don’t have the energy to post with the same heart.
I get tired of people following…
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Sometimes our conversations become monologues.
Me: I had to just look up what a zubat is.
Me: I figured it was a pokeyman.
Me: Because it's a thing on the internet and I don't know what it is.
Me: Those are usually pokeymans.
steamxengenius:
there’s a special level of hell for people who spam hashtags on twitter with hate
and it’s full of zubats
Person 1: I hate you more than I hate Zubats.
Person 2: Woah man, I think you need to calm down and think about what you just said.
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FACT: Boobs are magical
galesofnovember:
this is just life advice.
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Reblog if 2011 was a rough year for you too.
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Everyone needs to have some sort of registry of...
alexandraerin:
moofable:
It would make so many things in life so much simpler. You could just walk up to a friend and say “Hi, I see you’d be willing to sleep with me. I’d be willing to sleep with you. Why don’t I take you out to dinner?”
Okay, yeah. Obviously not going to happen and not all that reasonable, but a guy can dream.
Also, someone should make this and call it DTFumblr.
Or...
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Everyone needs to have some sort of registry of...
It would make so many things in life so much simpler. You could just walk up to a friend and say “Hi, I see you’d be willing to sleep with me. I’d be willing to sleep with you. Why don’t I take you out to dinner?”
Okay, yeah. Obviously not going to happen and not all that reasonable, but a guy can dream.
hornblower24601:
*casually imagines the Desmoulins/Saint-Just/Fouquier-Tinville extended family getting together for Christmas dinner*
…Now that would be enjoyable reality tv.
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“In order to discover the character of people, we have only to observe what they...”
– Augustine (via thelittlephilosopher
)
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Words, Wars, and Symphonies: A brand new year, and... →
legendaryarmor:
2011 is almost over, but a new year is just around the corner.
And maybe this year was hard for you. I know it was for me. But… you know something? No matter how tough it was, or what you’ve been through, you’re here, right now, reading this. You made it through, because…
“Civilization, it is immediately apparent, is simply organized resistance to...”
– Hugh Aldersey-Williams (Periodic Tales: The Curious Lives of the Elements)
… and continued:
“Oxidation betrays the march of time and the inevitable triumph of entropy. The gas gives life, and in doing so brings death closer.”
(via jtotheizzoe)
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C'est Pour Demain: Somthing I have to say for all... →
mega-cricket:
Eponine is crazy.
Marius is a derp.
Cosette can be too perfect.
Valjean stole bread.
Thenardier is a crook.
His wife’s just as bad.
Javert can be a creeper.
Grantaire is a drunk.
Enjolras can be cold.
All of these characters have their flaws, but like it or not…
I actually love Eponine because she’s crazy. And I love Marius because he’s a derp.
